Waiting to find out if your screen is cracked is like waiting for results on Maury

“It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time? Yes, they are a natural and beautiful part of the human experience. And so are boobies. But why at the same time?” - Tina Fey, Bossypants

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